does this ring a bell?   <<play>>

Probenmitschnitt: voc Dirk / Yvonne, guit Dirk / Wilhelm, keys Benni, b Markus, dr Klaus

1.39, 1.38 - not for the life of me
1.34 - that’s worth looking for - to make them both ends meet
(he) went 15 miles for 33 -
prepared to wait eternally
and with a self-contented grin -
he filled his spare cans to the rim
does this ring a bell? - ‘nd don’t you think I’m cool
this is kiss-and-tell: you act the perfect fool!
it needs to pay off twice to make you realize
the penny-pincher’s out, I’d like to scream and shout
for the simple task to shave his chin,
they squeeze the money out of him,
with micro-pulse he shaves it wet
and takes The Best a Man Can Get
hip size 89, a waist of 64 - that’s what I’m looking for
the cup size C or D, artless serenity - and groveling on the floor
his BMI is 28 - (fancy that!)
still he’s convinced he’s looking great,
that he’s a strong red-blooded male
and girls ‘re available for sale
does this ring a bell? - don’t you think I’m cool?
this is kiss-and-tell: you act the perfect fool!
‘t may come to your surprise that we’re not going for
the colossus size a bulk of six-foot-four

music: Wilhelm Mellmann & Dirk Hinterlang; lyrics: Drik Hinterlang